The league

Sixteen clubs. Yours is the worst one.

Two divisions of eight. The Rustbelt Underdogs are bottom of the table with every rating between 28 and 42, and the champions are waiting one division above.

Division 1

  • Crimson Anvils

    Champions, and the hardest squad in the league on every rating that hurts.

    POWSTADEFAGR

  • Iron Wardens

    The best defence of the sixteen, and in no hurry whatsoever.

    DEFSTA

  • Voltcrash Reapers

    Power 90, aggression 88, and a stretcher counts the same as a goal.

    POWAGR

  • Nova Sprint

    Speed 92. Nobody in the league catches them from behind.

    SPDATT

  • Chrome Vultures

    They press high and punish a loose pass within seconds.

    ATTAGR

  • Obsidian Legion

    Everything rated between 72 and 80. No weak side to attack.

    No weak spot

  • Skyline Marauders

    They throw the length of the pitch, and somebody is always running onto it.

    THRSPD

  • Ashfall Combine

    Intelligence 90, the best in the league, on a squad nobody would call big.

    INT

Division 2

  • Rustbelt Underdogs

    Sixteenth of sixteen, and yours for two seasons.

    Your club

  • Scrapyard Sentinels

    A second-division back line welded out of what the yard had in stock.

    DEFSTA

  • Static Wolves

    Their speed rating flatters a very thin squad sheet.

    SPD

  • Bluecollar Riot

    Aggression 56, intelligence 34. They keep coming anyway.

    AGRPOW

  • Copperline Grinders

    They break up the tempo and let the clock do the work.

    DEFSTA

  • Dustbowl Raiders

    Plenty of power, no plan, and the second-worst intelligence in the league.

    POWAGR

  • Junkyard Howlers

    Nothing above 50, nothing below 40, and they never go quiet.

    No weak spot

  • Fringe Circuit

    They read the game better than anyone in Division 2. Then they have to play it.

    INT

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